Shake it up

my favourite is doing coffee with a young filmmaker and just being like ok i hope i dont have to work with you ever

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

(via figseachhoot)